Why do they always fire you on Fridays?

It sucks to wake up, commute and walk into an ambush.  Like why not Thursday afternoon?  Ugh so back at it.  Resume, looking, temp agencies, interviews, etc etc.  Talk about a stressful and most unfortunate turn of events at barely two weeks into quitting opiates!  Oh well, life continues.  Plus I don't have to go back to that shitty job.  Just got to get another one.

I totally feel like this guy: